Alfalfa Was Right
The Test Results Are In ...
My doctor says, in order to get my good cholesterol up, I need to have more sex.
Well, he actually called it "aerobic activity," but that's just a euphemism for sex, right?
He also told me that drinking 3/4 cup of a cocktail of 4 cups apple juice, 3 cups white grape juice, and 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar will lower bad cholesterol.
First he tells me to have sex, then to drink vinegar; what's next, smoke pot so I don't need bifocals?
The Test Results Are In ...
My doctor says, in order to get my good cholesterol up, I need to have more sex.
Well, he actually called it "aerobic activity," but that's just a euphemism for sex, right?
He also told me that drinking 3/4 cup of a cocktail of 4 cups apple juice, 3 cups white grape juice, and 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar will lower bad cholesterol.
First he tells me to have sex, then to drink vinegar; what's next, smoke pot so I don't need bifocals?
posted by James Hitchcock at 12:59 PM
3 Comments:
Glaucoma kills! Smoke away...
....and it's great having sex while you're stoned so you get to kill two birds with one stone hahaha ...I kill myself with my humour ;)
Is that how it works? Women give us their good cholesterol, and in return we give them semen aka the original South Beach diet?
Who says the universe isn't fair?
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